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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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