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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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