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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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