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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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