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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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