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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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