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Pet death
My
aunt
Carol
had their beloved pet
parakeet 🦜
Stella
eaten by
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a cheetah 😺
a lynx 😺
a bear 🐻
a lion 🦁
a velociraptor 🦖
a warthog 🐗
a tiger 🐯
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