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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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