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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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