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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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