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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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