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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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