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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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