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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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