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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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