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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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