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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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