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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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