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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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