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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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