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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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