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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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