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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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