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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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