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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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