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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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