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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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