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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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