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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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