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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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