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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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