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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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