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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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