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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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