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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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