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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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