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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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