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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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