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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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