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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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