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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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