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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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