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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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