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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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