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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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