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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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