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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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