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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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