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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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