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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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