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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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