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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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