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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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