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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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